Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018

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Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

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Breakfasting

When you get glitched crown and r-key in the same run and dilute any pool of items, leading to breakfast being the only item to acquire from any pedestal. it kinda sad

Nerdy gamer: I had this sick run in the Binding of Isaac: Repentance, but than It started breakfasting and didn't get to see anymore synergies.

Normal guy: What the fuck are you talking about

by Johnny sons October 2, 2023

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breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

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ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018

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