chinnese red speckel alberhmonkey

it is a nird/monkey that does not live in china it lives in east la it isnt speckled its dotted and there are only 12 left all male soi if yousee one dont kill it even if thet do taste good.

bush was a chinnese red speckel alberhmonkey but he had some surgery and now he almost looks humane

by aaronman12345 October 30, 2007

Albion park Rail

a shit hole, the pisshole of a society. Albion park rail may be responsible for underage pregnancies, fist fights and maybe regarded as the Bronx of Australia

nah man got held up in albion park rail

by thetruthisthissorry March 16, 2011

jessica alba

1. To go from a beautiful, curvy, tanned Mexican-American woman to a cracked-out looking, bleached, railing pole that just got starring roles in major films after she was made to look even more blond and pale than Mexican/dark. You don't believe me? Google her pictures from when she starred in the Fantastic 4 film!

Trust me. They're gonna start bleaching Eva Longoria, too. That's Hollywood for you.

2. To have natural beauty but no acting talent.

Sue: I wanna be like Jessica Alba; use my beauty to star in that new Colin Farrell film.

Me: No you don't. When your looks start fading and your body changes shape, Hollywood is gonna dump you ass like old garbage. Go to acting school, first!

by twistedbabydoll August 15, 2007

Alboy

A large bloke with ginger chads and nerves of steel. Shit at football but he is as sexy as a fucking donkey. Has oversized genitalia for his height/age.

Alboy.....uh......Gi-on Barry.....'arry.

by andy May 27, 2004

albanian jizz bandit

Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.

"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit

by Shelton The Anal Destroyer October 1, 2013

Albanian Snot Rocket

Blowing snot onto a guys penis, so that it can used as lube for hand jobs.

Nikki gave David the best hand job because she used her new Albanian Snot Rocket trick!

by taytay_pegasus June 29, 2014

albany

The most prettiest girl around. The one who makes everyone laugh. she/he doesn't have any friends but when they get the chance to talk to someone it's amazing.

Albany is so pretty
Albany just told the funniest joke
Albany is very popular

by most_hated.kenzie September 24, 2018