Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

Tub waffle by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

wacky waffle 

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

wacky waffle by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021

Cherry Waffle Stomps

When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.

Kristin was in a hurry to shower after the gym so she did the Cherry Waffle Stomps in the shower.

Cherry Waffle Stomps by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021

Cunk Waffle 

When a man and a woman share a waffle in the morning topped with seamen.

Hey baby, do you want a cunk waffle?

Cunk Waffle by TheOutsider1783 February 9, 2021

Country waffle 

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

Country waffle by Phat dino March 6, 2021

yellow waffle

when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle

she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast

yellow waffle by waffle house November 2, 2021

Flacid Waffle 

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

Flacid Waffle by veryboredperson May 15, 2022