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A list of myspace people you keep on your friends list solely to avoid confrontation, you'd rather delete this hatelist but they still manage to come up on your page now and again. The opposite of Tom's top 8 application
"I totally thought you hated Kat?"

"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"

"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"
Top Hate by Mr. Mean May 22, 2009
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Top Props 

The highest recognition a person can receive for their actions and accomplishments.
1. Jake was totally the top props man of Oakridge High: he could get Annie Meyers, the most picky yet hottest girl in school, to go crazy about him.
2. Alyssa Young became the top props entertainer in her circle of friends: she could sing, dance, play the guitar, was an excellent bartender, a great poker player, and the smoothest card mechanic
the world had ever seen.
3. Even though the bastard is crazy, I give Michael Murdock top props. He could seriously sell me an imaginary friend and I would buy it. He's that great of a speaker.
Top Props by solitude92 March 22, 2009
The best you can get of anything.
Chester's slidey bridies were top pokie.

That rubs was top pokie.
Top Pokie by Yer Man Here April 27, 2009

Top Shelf 

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half

Top Stonch 

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.
Yer man is well top stonch

top kill 

A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.
I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.
top kill by MadMark August 8, 2010