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beaver poacher

Any lesbian who tries to hook up with a straight woman. Usually in the effort of trying to outdo a man. (Like a woman could ever outdo a man....) This type of lesbian is easy to spot as they like to wear lots of denim. They think their Canadian Tuxedo helps them in their efforts against the male.
That beaver poacher just totally cock blocked me. I turned for my drink and when I looked back there was a wall of denim in my way!
by DirtyBalls the 3rd of England October 21, 2017
mugGet the beaver poachermug.

Beaver bubble

by Chloe1776 November 3, 2018
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beaver leaver

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.
Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a beaver leaver ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.
by the pooter tooter November 13, 2011
mugGet the beaver leavermug.

athletes beaver

Foul smelling vagina.

Beaver slang for Vagina
Man you don't wanna mess with her, she's got athletes beaver man.
by Murdoc June 23, 2017
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Beaver Boxing

The feminine act of pleasuring ones self, similar to “Cranking Hog”.
He finished in three seconds, the beaver boxing shall commence.
by Key of life March 16, 2025
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moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"
"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"
by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017
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