the shark

Originating somewhere in Hilliard, Ohio in the early 21st century, the shark is a sexual manuever in which you place your hands together with fingers extended (like those silly karate men do when they bow). You then insert your eight fingers into the anus of a willing, tied-up or otherwise incapacitated female, followed by the insertion of your thumbs into the vagina. The entire hand is then moved side-to-side like a shark swimming in the ocean. The effects of the shark are unknown, as it has never been attempted in recorded history.

Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.

Tommy: "Dude, Harry, your sister was passed out on the sofa upstairs, so I gave her the shark!"

Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"

Tommy: "You know it man!"

Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."

Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."

Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"

Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."

by Reginald Flumpkin July 8, 2006

Shark

A animal that only wants to have his dick sucked.

"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"Suck my diiiiiiiick"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"

Shark bitch!

by EATmy@$$ October 17, 2008

Shark Bite

A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.

Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !

Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !

by Deathdog April 24, 2008

Sharked

V. Past tense. To stay sober at a party or bar in order to better chase your drunken pray in hopes of a hook up or slam.

"You know that quiet girl in our religion class? She totally sharked me last night."

"I'm not drinking tonight. I'm going sharking."

by Gage Horn April 17, 2012

Shark Week

If you have a girl who gives blowjobs with a lot of teeth involved, it's that time of the month where blowjobs are all you get because she's on her period.

"Johnny said he's been chewed to pieces by Sally - I guess it must be Shark Week again"

by AGeezy September 14, 2009

Shark Attack

The wave of mutilation left after having sex while a woman is on her period (shark week). Cleanup can be quite messy.

Honey, it's shark week and I'm not in the mood to clean up after a shark attack.

by tacotron January 2, 2009

Smarks

Smarks is the abbreviation for the two words stretch and marks. Smarks is often used in reference to fat people and their loose skin.

Hey Xullios, nice smarks you fatty.

by austin fite April 14, 2007