Robasaurus

Robasaurus roams many places. He landed in a safe place in Avalon, NJ where he met other deviant people. He came across Sarahdactyl but like many other men failed and kept it moving. He kite surfs but do not go near it if you are a drunk girl because he will haunt you. He likes to chase after friends with an opened white claw when they try to leave. He has a creepy van so if he offers you candy don't go near it. After you leave your house he will stay shower and brush his teeth so be prepared. He lives his best life and if you see a man in his 30s wearing a grandpop hat that is him.

Robasaurus personally victimized Collette when she tried to touch his kite.

by Lindzilla September 6, 2019

Roasted

To get made in fun of and everything he andher says is funny as fuck

That nigga just got roasted

by That nigga DaddyW Aka taj September 6, 2019

Roast

When food is cooked especially meat, by prolonged exposure to heat in a oven or over a fire

Bob: Hey John are you going to the roast I’m having this weekend
John: Yea sure what meat do you want me to take
Bob: Maybe some ribs and pork but don’t invite vegans because this is just meat and beer

John: Ok good idea Bob

by proxdy September 14, 2019

Roastophobia

The completely rational fear of being roasted by ones peers.

“Jeremy dropped out of school because of his mental state”

“What’s wrong with him?”

“He’s been diagnosed with roastophobia”

by Allibutworse October 14, 2019

Roast

When particular words make the opposite person feel bad about themselves.

Roast- You’re so fat that the horse eats you.

by Lil word December 2, 2019

roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.

A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file

by dann1burk November 8, 2019

roast rape

Being verbally roasted by a group of friends

Chris made a fool of himself by putting crayons up his nose so we all roast raped him.

by Ralph Davidson January 8, 2020