Hot Carl Malone

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

by Tommy Em November 28, 2007

Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.

Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.

by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018

Melanie

Melanie is a CUNT......
Melanie also has massive tits
Melanie knows the difference between your and you're.

Melanie is a girls name

by Pink Sparkly Unicorns April 24, 2017

melonbeck

A description by Petersen of an awesome,incredible hulkster.

Mr. Melonbeck is a great father

by Steven July 15, 2003

melonood

A fruit imported/exported from Kansas. Also a derogatory word for bitch in the New York Region

I ate a melonood the other day. It was delicious. God bless Kansas.

by Yopeee April 11, 2017

Melonious

Breasts that are swollen like melons

My boobs are completely melonious today!

by BBBruce June 8, 2018

MelonShooter

look at this melon compooter dude nerd that like Spanish -SqueezySniper

Someone who shoots melons

MelonShooter: anyone want to ride my melon horse

by SqueezySniper October 20, 2018