A Jerk-off

2 or more men set off on a competition to see which man ejaculates first. The contest measures the following: amount of ejaculate, quality of the specimen, and naturally, smell. similar to boxing regulations, there are many variations of the rules and often has no clear cut winner, but unlike boxing, everyone wins in the end.

your loads are pathetic, I challenge you to a jerk-off !

by B-dones September 16, 2018

Join Her Jerk

When a woman is masturbating and you jump in a blow your load on her face. Also known as the Joyner Jerk.

Go Join her jerk....Oh, OOh, OOHH, OOOOHHHH.....damn in my eye?.....

by Sick Cat July 22, 2009

Carribean Jerk Herpe

This is what you get when you eat BW3 carribean jerk wings and mix it up with a pile or ronchy, rank ass puss! Future problems arise as one herpe can cause cancer in your intestinal track and esophagus. Doctors diagnose this as an uncurable disease unless you can find the right mix of semen to cure it. Some girls, not mentioning any names, spend damn and night trapping dick with the intention of curing this horrible cancer.

"Mam, I hate to tell you, but your gonna die soon. It appears that a carribean jerk herpe has infected you and caused a severe cancer to form in your intestines. You have one month to live!"

by Doc Cap Morgans March 3, 2004

Jeck

combination of the words "jerk" and "fuck" used to insult someone who is not only a jerk, but also a fuck.

kyle: hey see that guy ryan over there?
peter: yeah, what about him?
kyle: that dude is a jerk and a fuck.
peter: dude, he's a jeck!
kyle: shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
peter: yeah, i said that.

by k-shizz February 28, 2009

Jerk Fart

I person who shows disregard to other people.

A person who cuts in and almost runs you off the road is a "Jerk Fart".

by Kevin Rogers September 26, 2005

Jerk

hard core graffiti artist.. is up in La. Las vegas. arizona. and even spotted in mexico. is a member of ATSK..

Damn Jerk is up. Hell yeah did u see the bomb that guy did on the 10 interstate

by D.j krej April 18, 2007

Baha'i Circle Jerk

Based off the original term of "Circle Jerk", where a group of people stroke each others' egos by agreeing with one another.. a Baha'i Circle Jerk is similar.

Baha'is believe that they should only practice "consultation" to avoid disunity caused by arguing. Thus, they sit around agreeing with each other and never actually discussing any of the real issues concerning their faith.

Any sort of constructive criticism towards the Baha'i Circle Jerk is ignored and proclaimed as "not favoring unity".

Bob: I read this silly blog a couple of days ago.

Sally: What was it about?

Bob: Oh, it was just a huge Baha'i Circle Jerk. I tried to argue with one of them but they all ignored what I had to say.

by Duke Webelos January 26, 2011