half dude 

is simply a large unattractive black woman who enjoys smaller white boys/men. Typically smelly and repusive to look at.

queen latifa, most women with the name of jade, danyet, lateesha, lafonda, or anything related to that would be a half dude

half dude by charlesthebeast October 27, 2008

Half Dyke

Someone who is bisexual, but indecisive as to which team they bat for. Dithering between homo and hetero sexuality.

A lesbian who is only short and therefore only constitutes half a person

'Nat you're such a half-dyke'
'She can never decide which side of the cookie she likes, what a half dyke'
'Is that allowed, wait, that's a grown woman. What a half dyke'

Half Dyke by Emily Bennet February 4, 2009

half ply 

When having sexual intercourse with a buff woman, she curls your body and gives you oral sex at the same time.

damn, you know that female bodybuilder I was talking to at the bar last night? yeah, so we went to her place and she gave me the half ply.

half ply by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009

half cocked 

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.

I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked

half cocked by C&B Connection June 21, 2006

half-laughed

Usually Dealing With Smoking Marijuana. When You Just Don't Get High Enough And You Need Just A Couple More Hits. It is considered Half-laughed

Come on man just give me one more hit im only half-laughed.

half-laughed by swanson(illest) June 10, 2008

Half-tan 

When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"

Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."

Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"

Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"

Half-tan by westfalia May 31, 2011

half and half 

usually at a late night Curry House, you order a portion of curry and being undecided whether you want it served with rice or chips (french fries) you ask for ".......curry half and half."very popular with students after a big night out.

He asked the waiter " Chicken curry, half and half". i.e. a portion of chicken curry served with half a portion of chips and half a portion of rice.

half and half by Ex Student. September 10, 2010