Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

Swept the floor

Having your way with someone

She swept the floor with him.

by Meglodave September 6, 2023

Fallon d’Floor

The term which is a twist on Ballon d’Or is awarded to the player having the most Oscar-worthy dive of the year. The idea became popular on the subReddit r/soccer when Cristiano Ronaldo went down under the slightest of touches to win a penalty against Celta Vigo.

Did you see Neymar’s dive? Surely he’s getting nominated for the Fallon d’Floor

by ScientiaEstPotentia October 20, 2023

Blood on the Dance Floor

1). A great Michael Jackson song.
2). A crunkcore act that was not great.

1). I love Blood on the Dance Floor!
2). I hate Blood on the Dance Floor...fuck Dahvie.

by 7568ino November 6, 2023

All Over The Floor

All over the floor basicly means the plans you have serious action. You are making money moves.

You know I always got that thugthissm all over the floor!

by Wickens Wicked Reptiles January 4, 2024

On the floor

Low down, Dead wrong

Jim: You seen them fake shoes bro just had on?
Rick: Yea, His ass on the floor

by Atlanta yn January 25, 2024

On the floor

Having money spread across the floor/ground

Shit on the floor

by Atlanta yn January 25, 2024