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dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.
by Yakthis April 30, 2023
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Dildonico

Dildonico is Buffalo, N.Y.
More dildos per capita then any other city
It’s called Dildonico because more dildos per capita than any other city.
The Buffalo Bills have collected more randomly thrown dildos off the field than any other team. By a ratio of 100-1. Giving the city the name; Dildonico.
Local Dildonico police blotter is full of people, from all walks of life, getting arrested on assault with a dildo charges.

Dildonico is so cold in the winter make sure you have extra batteries at all times
by DrBraut July 8, 2023
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dildo quencher

The nicest ass and pussy destroyer of sex toys on the market
“hey John you get the new dildo quencher yet”
by JiggleBomf the 4th July 20, 2023
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Dildo

The great dildo oh the pleasure it brings to the horny single people who have a sex drive they come in many diffrent sizes depend on how big you like it most people like big the bigger the better it's long it vibrates it fills the single person without a lover with pleasure
Tilly was feeling rather Horny out came the dildo in the fanny it went tilly was in for a long good treat
by Kattypatty23 September 4, 2023
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Dildo

A dildo is a man whose new, chilled out manner is disappointing to his friends because the grasp of a woman has him by the balls.
Synonyms: weiner, puntz
Has anyone seen him recently, he’s such such a dildo now.
by Lady Tasty September 30, 2023
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dildofy

when your parents die and you make a dildo out of their ashes to make the pain go away through orgasms.
John: bro my parents just died im so sad.
Bob: its all good bro just dildofy them, it will make the pain go away instantly.
John: damn your right im gonna do that now and have the most glorious orgasm of all time.
by daddychillonmycock October 31, 2023
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Dildo, NL

You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.
"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"
by 7568ino November 2, 2023
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