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Crazy-button

Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.
Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.

"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024
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Popcorn button

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.
Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.
by Random_Limo April 20, 2024
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Goku Button

A trigger in someone that is provoked by viewing them as inferior to another person that they hold hatred for.

Term coined by TeamFourStar and their fandub parody of dragon ball, Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
Trunks: I wish you’d understand, there’s no way we can fight them without Goku!

Vegeta: I wish YOU’D understand who you’re talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool’s help?

Trunks: Because YOU’RE not as strong as-

Vegeta promptly punches Trunks in the stomach and flies off to face Cell.

Krillin: You pushed the Goku Button. You shouldn’t’a done that.
by Vinnyc11 April 26, 2024
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Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.
"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."
by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024
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Spiritual Button Touch

A spiritual Button touch happens when you are at a poker room with your significant other and are winning then lose suddenly and someone else starts to win big after getting on the same machine you were playing on. When you sit next to your significant other and they go in the bonus and retrigger multiple times, your spirit touched their machine..... A spiritual Button touch
Dametris hit my machine with a spiritual Button touch now I've got $40.
by PhatMamaJones June 15, 2024
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U/Button_boy_YT

My boyfriend! ^^
by ControversialPerson June 22, 2024
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beaver button

She showed me her swollen beaver button last night in bed
by Wbdvjdansb June 29, 2024
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