Brian Griffin

Brian is the family's dog on FOX's hit cartoon, Family Guy. Brian talks, walks on two feet, enjoys martinis, and goes to college, but is, well, still a dog and not just by appearance. He has many dog habbits such as eating garbage, licking himself and being afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Brian is often the voice of reason in the family, frequently reminding Peter how stupid his ideas are. Despite the fact that he is a dog, Brian dates human women regularly. His past love interests have included bulimic, stereotypical "dumb blonde" Jillian Russell, Lauren Conrad, real-life star of the reality show The Hills, Tracy Flannigan, the mother of his illegitimate son, Dylan, and Rita a middle-aged woman whom he proposed to. Other than humans, Brian also dated Carter Pewterschmidt's greyhound Sea Breeze, who is assumed to be pregnant with Brian's puppies, but that the real father turns out to be Ted Turner, as stated in Screwed the Pooch.

Lois: Brian, your home early, what happened to your date?
Brian Griffin: The same thing that always happens. She was an idiot.

Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighters.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

by fantasy. December 24, 2009

Brittany Murphy

American actress who had her breakout role in the 1995 comedy "Clueless". Went on to have roles in movies "Don't Say a Word', "Riding With Boys In Cars", "8 Mile", "Sin City", "Uptown Girl" and "Little Black Book" among others. On December 20, passed away from cardiac arrest that is believed to be brought on by natural causes. She was 32 years of age.

"Brittany Murphy first major role was on the television show Murphy Brown."

by Partykrasher December 22, 2009

Britlyn

Britlyn's are fun, ditzy, flirty, pretty, smart, indepentent, responsible, and loving. Britlyn's are fun to be around all the time. They have everything a guy would want in a girl, wifey material; somebody you would want your parents to meet.

You're going out with Britlyn? Daymn she is hella fine.
I know right! She is one of a kind.

by Ashley the slut January 8, 2012

British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Brigita

Brigita (bright, exhalted one) was once widely worshipped throughout Celtic Europe as the triple goddess of the flame, and in Ireland her eternal flame still burns. Her high holiday called Imbolc, celebrates the transition from winter to spring. Communal bonfires lit atop each community"s highest hill once connected the Celtic empire by signaling all was well throughout the realm. "Beauty burns eternal"

Brigita, celtic goddess, bright beauty.

by Andre July 16, 2004

Bringlish

Language created in GMO (Global Mu Online), basiclly a mix between english and portuguese/spanish. It's used by people with lack of english (mostly latinos and brazilians) or by dudes that make fun of them. Its main characteristics are: misspelled words (yuo, liek, teh, ong, plox, mens, iten, etc), wrongly conjugated verbs, poor vocabulary and wrongly translated words.

random latino: HEPL PLOX MENES!!! me is very hackeado, i is teh T_T!!!
Dude1: wtf did he say?
Dude2: i think he was hacked or something
Dude3: lol, HE IS VERY HACKEADO OKAS MEN?
Dude1: roflolmao

a classic example of bringlish talking

by Raos January 10, 2009

brimping

The process through which a male and a female undergo a form of intercourse in which the female uses her hair to sexually pleasure the reproductive genitalia of the male. This is generally how one knows that a relationship has become serious, and often symbolizes commitment.

"Did you hear about those two? They were just brimping! Neither one of them even proposed!"

by Oh hiiiiiiiii March 4, 2014