Wet Breath

Moist breath only certain people get, it's rare not to have it but its basically wet breath.

"EW YOU HAVE WET BREATH"
"what's wet breath?"
"Wet breath"

by donthavewetbreath November 29, 2013

Beethoven

When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.

Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.

by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009

mouth breather

A Conservative.

Those mouth breathers will believe anything Rush Limbaugh says.

by The Polish Parrothead August 12, 2009

Breathing Tornados

Slang for huffing gasoline. Something one might do in his or her basement.

Mother: I walked downstairs to grab some sugar and I caught my son breathing tornados!

by Matty Kinsoackia March 10, 2006

beethead

A hypocritical mind

Someone who is malleable

A person who is unable to reflect

You are angry with me for talking shit about you, yet before this, my friend revealed your malice feelings torwards me. What a beethead thing to do.

You're just a beethead with no room to grow.

Beetheads do not understand why actions speak louder than words.

by CoreyMK November 11, 2008

breathing starfish

spread your butt cheeks and flex your bung hole

i went through four years of high school and no one knew i could do the breathing starfish.

by Period 3 journalists April 12, 2008

breath-break

Act of turning your head during a conversation with a person who has terribly bad breath.

I had to interrupt the officer with a breath-break as he wrote my speeding ticket.

by kingkillam May 31, 2010