child beater 69

When two men usually older than 57 have sexual intercourse in the 69 position. While doing so they beat Jewish children and scream Fürer.

Sorry your son died I beat him while doing the child beater 69.

by Hitler's Son-in-law May 16, 2019

batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

medieval battering ram

When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.

This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.

Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!

Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.

by Trabe An January 27, 2007

battered

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Dick Beaters

often used to describe hands that have beaten the male penis.

That woman had some nice dick beaters!!!

by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009

Fanny batter

she cum, the juice of a lady, what makes a pussy nice and wet!

I fingered her pussy and she was wet with fanny batter

by Keithmeister May 14, 2003

peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.

be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

by frank n. beans May 17, 2006