a very stubborn donkey like human being, with long oily hair, and a bad case of IBS (irritable ball syndrome)
he is such a absar!
by James kaan August 22, 2010
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1: Absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) I'll shank you for that milk.
1: Ewwwww! No homo!
2: (enters) I'll shank you for that milk.
1: Ewwwww! No homo!
by E Killer a.k.a. e killa April 15, 2005
Get the absorbtion! mug.A hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird's wings. Like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. The more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.
Twilight Fan: Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?!
Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.
Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.
by Anonymous3827264832 September 29, 2008
Get the Absurd Bird mug.A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined.
Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.
Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.
Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when I walk in the girls drop to their knees at my..."
Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."
Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."
by jazz4 November 25, 2010
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