German Vacuum

Licking a girl's ass while her legs are on my shoulder and she is sucking/cleaning the floor with her mouth

I took my girl to the basement and did the German vacuum to clean it.

by German128 October 6, 2025

Germanent

The state of continuing through life with quiet persistence, even when you're unsure of the purpose, direction, or meaning. Not hopeless-just existing, functioning, or moving forward while accepting the uncertainty.

I don't know what i'm doing with my life, but I keep showing up anyway. I'm feeling very germanent.

She wasn't happy or sad, just germanent...like peacefully existing in the unknown.

by millshl October 21, 2025

German Gumdrop

When you take a cum-filled condom and place it in your partner's mouth, who proceeds to eat it

Hey Rebecca, why don't you eat my German Gumdrop for dessert tonight!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

German Party

A high-level phenomenon in Martial Heroes where the moment someone mentions “Gold Plate” in guild chat, the wole party mysteriously disappears.

1. Look there is Osa and Vegaz, they probably doing German Party.

by Harold2137 October 24, 2025

ETA (German)

Entschuldigung. Teets. Anus.

Boss: Cristof, When will you arrive at the meeting?! ETA (German)?

Cristof: Eat my dick, nerd!

by ETA (German) October 31, 2025

German Cock Flu

A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.

“Yo bro, are you sick?” “Yeah man I came down with a rough case of German Cock Flu man”

by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025

German winch

Blonde hair, blue eyes, over 200 pounds. Nazi bitch

Yeah i actually got 2 winches but my German winch fell asleep already

by Fishjos November 22, 2025