by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011
This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
by Uberdyke April 14, 2021
A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.
by I sent flowers to myself February 08, 2018
by broman4206969 September 01, 2021
When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
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