eat my dick

to ask a fellow human to eat and/or suck on your penis

man1- eat my dick
man2- okay!
man1- oh shit
man3- WHOA what's going on HERE

by thomas the train engine November 7, 2006

Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.

Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.

by pookypooky January 16, 2009

Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.

Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.

by pookypanties January 16, 2009

eat my dick! ❤️

the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)

Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️

by efries75 October 18, 2022

eat my entire dick and ass

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha

me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 15, 2018

eat my fuckin dick bitch

eat my fuckin dick bitch

eat my fuckin dick bitch

by fancyfuckface69 June 3, 2019