A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.
“I’m from Castro Valley”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
by Who?asked? March 23, 2024
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