You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself 

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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself by Wild Destroyer June 20, 2023

poop-toucher 

One who touches poop.

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.

poop-toucher by EyeDette July 26, 2006

iPod Touch 

the #1 thing that people with iPhones hate, unless they also have an ipod touch.

iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch

easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.

"hey is that an iphone?"
"nope, just an ipod touch"
"damn ipods..."

iPod Touch by diudiudiudiudiu March 30, 2009

Touched 

Getting sexually felt up.

Jimmy got touched by his teacher every day.

Touched by m@//0 May 18, 2011

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher 

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

touch my horny 

1. when one demands another to touch their private areas.

2. when one touches one's own private areas.

1. Jimmy, touch my horny!!

2. Michelle; 'Hey Manny, what are your plans for the evening'
Manny; 'oh well, i think im gonna sit in the corner and touch my horny'

touch my horny by womas January 27, 2007

Touchy Taytum 

A person that is kind in nature and tends to be overly touchy feely. This in turn can make one feel welcomed or annoyed.

Here, comes touchy taytum, Cryistal . I swear if she gives me one more hug today, im screaming. She dosen't mean anything by it. Shes just overly friendly.

Touchy Taytum by Touchy Taytum June 26, 2014