Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality
by Johnson Co November 25, 2021

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by biebercakes August 23, 2011

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Johnson's gyal will have more dan one man they will be liming by big kfc and always asking man for money and have on powder on their neck after school.And worst yet picking up Valencia man by Subway🤦 ♀️!.
1.Johnson's gyal is not good for you
2.Johson's gyal go break yuh heart
3.Johnson's gyal go use yuh for yuh money
2.Johson's gyal go break yuh heart
3.Johnson's gyal go use yuh for yuh money
by By:jasmine joseph October 14, 2020

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime
by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015
