Johnson

The Human male penis

I hit my Johnson on the table

by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019

Johnson

Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality

Johnson is the best please let me give u a head

by Johnson Co November 25, 2021

Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!

by biebercakes August 23, 2011

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

johnson's gyal

Johnson's gyal will have more dan one man they will be liming by big kfc and always asking man for money and have on powder on their neck after school.And worst yet picking up Valencia man by Subway🤦 ♀️!.

1.Johnson's gyal is not good for you
2.Johson's gyal go break yuh heart
3.Johnson's gyal go use yuh for yuh money

by By:jasmine joseph October 14, 2020

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime

I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days

by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015