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Grand Rebranding

Judaism's metamorphosis into Christianity. The greatest, and most successful transformation of any organization thus far in human history.
It's absolutely amazing how they got away with the Grand Rebranding for 2,000 years. From Jesus openly being a Jew to the Pope wearing a yarmulke, how did people ignore the obvious for so long? Jesus didn't change human DNA. We're all Jews.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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West Virginia Grand Slam

The act of filling her main 3 holes with cum and then slapping her in the face with your penis afterwards.
“I did a West Virginia Grand Slam to her the other day.”
by TheBangerOfMothers April 12, 2025
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Grand Wizard

A guy at your school called Bennett. hes racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and a chill guy. Hes also gay asf.
“Yo Grand Wizard just asked me out, hes so gay for me”
“You talking about Bennett?”
“Yeah”
by freakybraybray May 2, 2025
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Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with Denny's grand slam, put into a sandwich instead.
This sandwich consists of (as they put it):
"Scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, ham and American cheese on artisan bread grilled with a maple spice spread."
(oh yeah, and mayonnaise they forgot to include that)
They're soooooo popularirjmsdjf
"What the hell is a grand slamwich??"
"That's everything that comes with a grand slam put into a sandwich instead"
"That sounds really nasty"
"They're very popular"
"Well I'm gonna have some pancakes"
"I'll put you down for a grand slamwich"
"I SAID I WANT PANCAKES WOMAN"
"You're all getting grand slamwiches, they're very popular"
"Ah, I don't want that crap"
"You get 2 eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread, all inside a sandwich"
"Man, that sounds awful"
"GOD DAMN IT I WANT MY PANCAKES"
"I can slip some pancakes inside your grand slamwshesh"
"NEUUUWWWW"
by iminhellplshelpahhh May 4, 2025
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Grand Existing

Always existing, present, and at the highest level.
This morning I told my friend grand existing, instead of good morning and grand rising, because we are always existing even when we are sleeping.
by Woke Seed May 30, 2025
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