splatsville

The worst splatoon ummmm living area…??

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splatsville!

by aimsssss April 21, 2024

Splitrock

A small ass town with old people. There are stray cats, big trucks and bigger horses. Touch their trucks and horses, your life will end with a closed door.

Splitrock has some real, old wackos in it.

by Dfghfdghgdd May 5, 2024

Splitback

A person or person's who can not be trusted to tell the truth after being caught lying about something stupid or irrelevant. A liar of the worst sort.

For som background I used to hear this phrase a lot in middle school. And even after I moved to a new town. Which makes me think that it is not local but I've never heard anyone say it since. I tried Google it but all that comes up a pictures of couches.

Me: a can't believe he would lie about something that's stupid, what is even the benefits you know? It just doesn't make any sense.

Friend: What a splitback

by Ddr99 May 7, 2024

Splishot

A shot that is split into bits

I just splishot that entire team

by anonymous May 26, 2024

Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.

*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."

by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026

Split Nip

A drunken, nonsense phrase deployed at peak confidence that is vaguely anatomical, aggressively meaningless, and shouted as if it explains everything.

Eric hadn’t made a coherent point in 45 minutes, but he capped it off with a triumphant ‘SPLIT NIP!'

by Corey Daul January 25, 2026

Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024