Squeejod

When you're trying to do something precise but it just comes out crooked.
I tried construction for the first time, but I put a brick in all squeejod and it made the whole thing unstable.
by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024
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Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.
Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.
by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024
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