shjonathan (her/she-jonathan) 

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.

I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

shjonathan (her/she-jonathan) by he-jonathan May 5, 2021

Bambi does as she's told 

Good girl Bambi. Doesn't bambi want to drop for cock? It's time for you to show yourself to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

Bambi needs to show her slutty self to the internet. Bambi does as she's told.

Bambi does as she's told by Bambi Sleep December 31, 2022

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

there she is 

A meaningless phrase used by adult(?) male Hispanics in Santa Barbara, California. It is mainly used to greet each other as well as annoy passers-by.

Waldo: There she is! EEE!
John: Who are you talking to?
Waldo: I'm talking to you old man! EEE!
John: Dumbass. No me chingas!
Hector: There she is! EEE!
Waldo: EEE! Ha ha ha! EEE!

Non-Hipanic: What the fuck?? ::Scratches head::

there she is by naknumm August 29, 2007

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky

Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 by Hunky Requis with larger testi September 10, 2021

if she was chocolate she'd eat herself 

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!

" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"

if she was chocolate she'd eat herself by jamboree08 May 28, 2008

That's What She Said 

what so many people say now

I was eating Bosco Sticks which happen to be a really greasy food for those of you who don't know and this is the conservation...
me: (holding Bosco Stick(yeah stick that's what she said) and watching the grease drip out
friend 1: it's leaking
friends 2: squeeze it
friends 3: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

That's What She Said by megoeggo March 31, 2009