Northwest Sad Masty 

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

Northwest Sad Masty by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016

titty sad 

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.

Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!

titty sad by Pedropolis February 28, 2017

kyle sad 

When you get blackout drunk and cry in public, pee in your pants a little. Then call everyone the next morning and say sorry like a little bitch.

How sad are you?

I’m Kyle sad.

kyle sad by Kylesad July 30, 2018

xxxtentacion SAD! 

A song by the american rapper XXXTENTACION that is only listened to by "fans" who didn't hear his songs before his death.

John: Omg im the biggest fan of XXXTENTACION, i've listened to SAD! for like 8 times now!

xxxtentacion SAD!

xxxtentacion SAD! by orbitOwO November 8, 2018

Shipping Sad

A shipping sad is when you become so invested in shipping two fictional characters that never get together that you become sad about it. Especially in cases where one of the people in the ship gets with someone else, creating a notp

A: I'm in a shipping sad over the TV show Merlin.
B: Why?
A: Because Arthur and Merlin are supposed to be together but Arthur gets with Gwen.

Shipping Sad by Life3561 August 7, 2019

you sad eh ? 

It’s a Bahamian catch phrase to say you’re desperate for doing something .

when a girl blocks you on Facebook and you made another account to msg her then she say “you sad eh ?”.

you sad eh ? by Why yes , I do eat ass September 17, 2019

Bug Sad 

When something is incredibly tragic and very sad but "big sad" is not effective in describing your incredible sadness.

My girlfriend left me and that's a very bug sad.

Bug Sad by Minifluffy1 January 13, 2020