daddy taps

when you shoot cum on a girls browneye and proceed to tap the puddle of cum with your penis. the ultimate sexual act

Guy 1: hey did you do anything with shaniqua?
Guy 2: yeah dude, i just gave her the daddy taps
Guy 1: major props dude.

by goonski November 23, 2009

Daddy Thot

When a man has a wife and kids but still thottin around like he was single having indiscriminate sex with anyone he can.

Dat hoe tryna lock me down man. She think cuz I got kids that I'm a homemaker. She shoulda known I'm a daddy thot. Hoe!

by Yo gotti hotti March 26, 2017

squip daddy

when be more chill fans take things a bit too far

squitties: omg cameron bond is the ultimate squip daddy
me: you guys need to stop sexualizing the squip he's a fucking computer

by dicknommer69 November 30, 2018

daddy bulge

We're you have a freakishly large Penis typically found when a married man dosent have enough sex

dammit I still have a daddy bulge time to fuck some more prostitutes

by Draconian November 21, 2016

Addy Daddy

A very sexy and good looking hunk, that won’t buy next gen 2k21 even after you’ve asked nicely.

Person 1 - Look at that hot guy!!

Person 2 - Oh I know that guy he’s so hot but he’s an Addy Daddy :(
Person 1 - how embarrassing :(

by Zack N119 December 28, 2020

ya daddy

Whenever someone in Northgate keep talking and you have to say something to shut them up

Briggs: ya like boys awa?
Jon: ya daddy like boys

by Omara December 28, 2016

Shroom Daddy

Noun. or Adjective.

A person Designated to stay sober and supervise people under the influence of Hallucinagenic Mushrooms. A Shroom Daddy is usually a close freind, or fellow drug user. People may take turns over the course of a week being the Shroom Daddy, in order to get their share of psychadellic fun.

EXAMPLES:

" I was tripping so Hard on shrooms the other day, If I didn't have my Shroom Daddy with me I woulda taken a dump on my parents bed."

by Fuzzyblaa100 February 18, 2010