shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010

Scrimpleton

A small piece of food.

1. The scrimpletons of cookies left at the bottom of the cup are always the best.
2. After Phillip finished his fried chicken, all that remained were the scrimpletons.

by JAC1989 May 15, 2011

shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

Shimperific

extraordinarily great or intense with a Shimp feel.

Have you had that spaghetti it is shimperific!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011

shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

shript

when your so cut that you're shredded and ripped

omg have you seen that guy michael. he's so shript.

by thewordist September 2, 2016

Scrimpathon

(n) An extended period of self-inflicted personal austerity, usually occurring in the days and weeks prior to payday. Typically signified by a cessation of non-essential spending and/or scrounging behavior. For example, where an individual would usually drink four pints at the bar on a Friday night, during a scrimpathon they might drink less, drink something cheaper (like water) and/or lean on their friends to buy their drinks for them.

Derived from the words "scrimp" and "marathon".

Oh goodness. I only have £23 to last me until payday next week. It's going to be a proper scrimpathon!

by JR from Dallas May 18, 2017