Scrimpathon 

(n) An extended period of self-inflicted personal austerity, usually occurring in the days and weeks prior to payday. Typically signified by a cessation of non-essential spending and/or scrounging behavior. For example, where an individual would usually drink four pints at the bar on a Friday night, during a scrimpathon they might drink less, drink something cheaper (like water) and/or lean on their friends to buy their drinks for them.

Derived from the words "scrimp" and "marathon".

Oh goodness. I only have £23 to last me until payday next week. It's going to be a proper scrimpathon!

Scrimpathon by JR from Dallas May 18, 2017

scrimpton 

Give me a word that hasn't been made up. If I invent something now to put in shampoo what can I call it?

Ricky: Scrimpton

scrimpton by Concher February 16, 2017

Scrampthonee 

Anthony's obnoxious face
Derivation: Latin: scrampus - lick my taint
thonius - please

Scrampthonie is so scrampthonyesque that you can smell it from down the hall.

Scrampthonee by Anthony October 20, 2004

scrimpton 

A modern sport, consisting of two or more people jumping meaninglessly and throwing themselves around on an air bed/mattress. This is perhaps better played in an enclosed area such as a tent, to prevent the competitors from falling or tumbling off the bouncy mattress.

Legend has it, that scrimpton was originally created, when two teenage boys were having a fight in a tent. When one boy fell onto the air-filled mattress, he allegedly had an epiphany. He thought, "Why do we insist on fighting each other, when we could put our differences aside and have a tremendous time jumping and falling onto this surprisingly hilarious airbed?". He aired this realisation to his friend, who instantly agreed and they proceeded to tell a few immediate friends of their discovery. Since this day, scrimpton has never looked back, and has now become a worldwide phenomenon.

"Hey Brian, you fancy a quick round of scrimpton?"

-"No thanks Horace mate, it's a bit too rough for me"
"Oh come on Brian! Don't be a peekacheese! It's really fun, everybody loves a bit of scrimpton."
-"Fine Horace, you win. Scrimpton it is."

scrimpton by bilf seeker April 9, 2010

Scrimpton 

A person who hangs around public bathrooms asking people if they have a pound for the condom machine all day.

Steve: I wanna bang this chick from work, but I can't afford condoms, lend me a quid?
Barry: Mate you are such a fucking scrimpton.

Scrimpton by The Friendly Goat September 16, 2015

Stripathon 

A stripathon is a house full of hoes and dudes that are Pushin 🅿️, they normally cook fried chicken and lamb chops for a good old fashioned hood snack. hoes clapping ass all night and straight trap music.

“Hey bro, let’s go over to my boys house tonight he’s having a stripathon and big ass pool party”

Stripathon by Ebob420 May 2, 2022