cocktail sausage

a tiny dick which looks like a tiny sausage, sometimes choad like

a cocktail sausage on a stick

by Trish Nixon May 15, 2006

The Sausage

The Sausage is a drug and alcohol rehabilitation program located in Norton, Mass that consists of ITP, a halfway house, multiphase unit and two sober houses. It is known for having a lot of homosexuals workers and rehabers. founded by a gay jewish man named Larry S. who finally died in December of 2017 due to complications of HIV. Here All the youngsters are in for heroin and the older dry drunks are in for Alcohol, there is no in-between.

Mike: "Hey Steve, a bed opened up for me at The Sausage. I am so excited!"
Steve: "That is super! I heard there's a lot of johnnies at the sausage, I Think i might go there too!"

by HIVschneider69 August 31, 2018

New Brunswick sausage supreme

The act of heating an uncooked sausage in the microwave until it is thoroughly warm and then sqeezing it between your buttcheeks as another person decorates it with mustard, ketchup, relish, then eats it out.

James Christopher: hey man I got Richard to New Brunswick sausage supreme me!
Mtchell: James that is disgusting TsimFuckis wouldn't even do that shit more than once! this is the 7th time!!

by tsimfuckus June 16, 2010

Blood Sausage

After having sex with a girl on her period, she proceeds to fellate the still bloody penis.

When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.

by Rascly Roommate May 2, 2009

Italian Sausage

The penis of an Italian man or an American man of Italian ancestry. An Italian Sausage is the literal man meat of those men with Italian blood, whose penis is most often very thick and hairy but noT nescecarily long as thickness has to do with the sausage. Italian men have a large sexual appetite that's in our genes, and we put the gift of our race to good use. The thickness of our sausages feels amazing when being pumped through pussy or ass.

Nico Tortorella probably has a thick, Italian Sausage.

by NickNicky576 July 11, 2011

duck sausage

Slang for a penis or litrerally sausage made of duck meat.

Do you like duck sausage? Well then, duck down and get you some.

by Shane April 1, 2004

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008