to play safely 

To maintain sexual abstinence, or limit sexual encounters to the enjoyments of self masturbation.

Abstinence or self masturbation are the only choices for those who intend to play safely.

When Mary caught chlamydia from a sexual encounter with a one night stand, she realized that while there is such a thing as 'safer sex', the only way to play safely is through sexual abstinence or self masturbation.

to play safely by sinn0cent1 December 27, 2005

booty play 

when you double finger a mans booty

me: *puts fingers in booty*
bae: ayy stop with the booty play

booty play by yayareayeeeee123 May 17, 2016

nativity play 

A play about a ridiculous thing that was COMPLETELY blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary being pregnant with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more and more gullable people have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.

-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!

nativity play by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito 

Twitter decided that the “This is so sad can we hit _ likes” and Despacito 2 memes weren’t enough, so they had to combine them into a new meme.

Person A: I tripper today

Person B: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

Person A: You can’t just add memes upon memes and think that it’s memes

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito by DankMaymer July 8, 2018

To Play Ludo

Having intercourse after 11 PM PST (Pakistan Standard Time). It usually involves husband and wife but can have upto 4 players.

To Play Ludo, Hamara520 asks her hubby every night and watches Hentai

To Play Ludo by Sheeda Pistol March 15, 2010

To play the fiddle 

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.

You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!

To play the fiddle by TerranceTheTerraceTerrier June 27, 2010

Don't play the game if you can't play the game 

A common phrase meaning don't mess with someone if you can't handle their response

How did you fool me!
Hey kiddo, don't play the game if you can't play the game.

Don't play the game if you can't play the game by davygraham February 20, 2018