Pee my Pants 

When you pee in your pants from inconcience, sneezing, holding too long, or purposely pee yourself.
To pee yourself.

The girl slowly peed her pants while waiting in line for the bathroom

I am seriously about to pee my pants.

Pee my Pants by Vocabnerd March 9, 2019

Piss pants 

Childish insult and old school play ground favorite. Now replaced by far more offensive insults by our out of control youths who only enjoy talking utter filth...the little fucking bastards!

"haha James pissed his pants! He's mr piss pants and his dad is on the dole...lets run away!"

Piss pants by Cilled Messiah July 6, 2004

ranch pants

When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.

Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.

ranch pants by tyler May 13, 2005

thot pants 

Any type of stretchy material trousers (normally with crazy colored patterns)

Girl lets go to Rainbow so I can get a pair of thot pants for the club tonight.

thot pants by Queenpassion February 18, 2015

To have my pants pulled down 

Other than it's literal meaning, it is metaphorically used to denote somebody being taken for a fool. Mostly used by Brits. Brought to the wider audience by Guy Ritchie's movie, Snatch.

Turkish: (looks at the caravan) Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.

To have my pants pulled down by RobKnob March 6, 2012

Keep your pants on 

Stop flipin out.

After being punked, I told him to keep his pants on

Keep your pants on by Stephen Carboni April 20, 2004

Beige Pants

The acquisition of oral sex from a female partner.

Dude, did you get anything last night?

Yeah man, she gave me beige pants!

Nice!

Beige Pants by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009