Morning Mug

Your father's mug that he always used every morning while reading a newspaper, AND watching the news. He claims that he's had it since 12 and you wonder, God knows what he had in there.

Son: "Hey dad what's your favorite thing in the world?"

Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."

by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 9, 2025

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

morning

Period between 06:00 (6:00 am) until 11:59 (11:59 am).

Morning.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

morning dawn

Sweetest person you will truly ever meet... just as long as you stay on her good side. Morning Dawn’s are usually Gemini’s. Morning Dawn’s have a lot of patience yet they are impatient.

You are a sweet heart sometimes, you are such a Morning Dawn lol.

by TruthofTruths December 8, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.

"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."

by Zexan May 23, 2018

good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "

by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.

I'm having another dodecashot morning.

by Ender3030 December 5, 2016