Colonial Middle School

A Middle School in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. Everybody is 90% sure that they all have a massive orgy on a PLT day. The assistant principles inicials is P.F. Chang. The place is littered with legging wearing, Starbucks drinking, Apple drone, ugg boot, self centered melodramatic teenage girls and NIKE wearing wannabe athletes with really shitty haircuts and poor communication skills. Cesspool of shit, but hey, At least it aint in Philadelphia.

"Ever Wondered what Adolf Hitler and a banchi would make?"

"Colonial Middle School"

by Cockmeat Hoagie October 11, 2015

Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

Canyon lake middle school

A place were kids smoke weed,teachers get wasted in classrooms and wannabe cholos hangout thinking they are badass.

I went to canyon lake middle school,really,that must've sucked.

by Jordan Patillo June 13, 2013

Northampton Area Middle School

Northampton Area Middle School (NAMS) where all your friendships will end and you're most likely going to get bullied. Where the teachers are cunts just like the girls there who think they are so damn perfect. NAMS doesn't care about your health, you could get shot and they would say "Here, use a band aid"

If you don't behave, I'll be sending you to Northampton Area Middle School!

by BossB!tch February 1, 2016

Eric the Midget Paradox

Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.

Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.

"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"

by Zoinker March 26, 2008

Middle School

The deepest pit of Hell between the amazing years of elementary and high school. You get stabbed in the back, spend most of your time alone and in tears and cutting. The work load is ridiculous and all the teachers are constantly pissed off. Teachers have no sympathy because "they're preparing you for high school". Yeah no! High school teachers have souls. Have fun in the worst 3 years of your life.

Middle schools sucks ass. I made it through alive but just barely. My "best friend" left me all alone and I spent my days in a teacher's room alone.

High Schooler: Oh, what grade are you in??
Middle Schooler: 7th :/
High Schooler: Ohhh I'm so sorry it sucks huh?
Middle Schooler: YES!! I want it to die :(

by Rosethorns January 13, 2011

middle school slut

That one girl you remember from middle school who dated a senior, made out with your ex cause they were "bored" (even though they knew you still weren't over him), wears those shorts that expose half their butt cheeks, cusses like a sailor, and all her friends are high school boys that only hang around cause they think they'll get lucky.

"Man, she's such a middle school slut. Will probably end up on 16 And Pregnant. "
"I can't believe she made out with my ex! What a freaking middle school slut! AGH! *cries*"

by lonelygal June 1, 2018