Mike Owen 

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

Mike Owen by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

mike stockton 

Sex God

I wish I was like Mike Stockton

mike stockton by Ms95 July 27, 2018

Mike Fisher 

1. A man that's always making smart ass remarks.

2. A man who exposes and speaks the truth of everyone.

3. The most disliked man on the internet.

Mike Fisher, bad things happen to bad people.

Mike Fisher by Really Bad Person August 11, 2018

Mike Ziegler 

(Adj). Really really really weird, but also filling and sexually gratifying

I'm having a bad night so we are going to start with 2015 Dog Fish Head 120 Minute and see how Mike Ziegler this night gets

Mike Ziegler by Brian and Eli forevs August 13, 2018

Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

Mike Shy by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

Mike Rossberg 

Is a person that accepts bandar’s “aka” (THICC) requests such as u can succ on my dick

For eg don’t be a mike rossberg Alex

Mike Rossberg by Eat-ass69 October 28, 2018

Mike Sabin 

The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.

Mike Sabin is so fucking sexy

Mike Sabin by Tennisbabes6969 October 29, 2018