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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof 

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

Gay Slushy Mountain Dew 

A saying used when you see heterosexual men doing something gay.
"Dude what is Jim doing to Tad.... Gay Slushy Mountain Dew!

scottish mountain goat 

A form of communicating the desire to give a blowjob over a text message
Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now

rocky mountain tumbler 

The Rocky Mountain Tumbler is when you just get done boning a girl... and then you KICK HER DOWN THE STAIRS!
I gave that slut the rocky mountain tumbler, and it gave her a bloody nose.

Slug Mountain 

Slug mountain is an intrevinas game which involves rolling of ones bed onto a friend/bean bag whilst wrapped in your duvet like a slug with no friends.
"I just slug mountained your ass"

"That's the best slug mountain drop I've seen since my six weeks on the job"

turkish mountain rock

when you crunch all your knuckles together and put them in a girls pussy
i gave her the best turkish mountain rock she ever had