A Hot Landa 

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

A Hot Landa by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

Landrie 

Landrie is an amazingly strong girl. Stands up for what she believes in, and stands up for others. NO MATTER WHAT. Always loyal and extremely talented. She never gives up even when people say she can’t she proves them wrong. Also she is always there for anyone who needs her. She has a strong belief and is all around the kind of friend everyone needs.Remember size doesn’t matter.

Person 1:I having a rough time and I need a trustworthy friend.
Person 2:You know what you need.
Person 1: What?
Person2:LANDRIE

Landrie by The horse lover esha November 24, 2018

Superhero Landing 

Superhero Landing is a first-ever social-media series.

Mark: He's gonna do it!
Tommy: Do what?
Mark: a Superhero Landing (create a social-media series).

Superhero Landing by JimmyMoore May 10, 2018

Lando Norris 

Lanndo Norris is a F1 Mclaren driver since 2019 and has fricken' poduim so far.First Poduim in Austria 2020, second In Imola 2021,third in Monaco 2021 and fourth in Austria again in 2021.
He is also the ultimate meme lord and the King of UNO.He is british,turning 22 on the 13 of November 2021(was born 13 November 1999)
He is also so fricken beautiful and so sweet!!!
We also stan Charlotte so much as she makes sure Lando is ok and doesn't do anything stupid

Do you know the meme lord?

Yes,Lando Norris,who is also the King of UNO!!!!

Lando Norris by _LN.4_MM.19_CL.16_ September 12, 2021

Colombian Landslide 

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

Colombian Landslide by EWMB March 4, 2018

Landwhale 

A landwhale is a humanoid organism weighing in excess of 300lbs (although smaller specimens have been reported). They are often seen in the company of other landwhales and humans. Interbreeding between landwhales and humans, although once thought impossible, has been know to occur and produce viable offspring in isolated cases. In fact, it is rumored that humans can turn in to landwhales if they do not follow a healthy diet and excersize regularly; this statement has yet to be confirmed by science. Genus: Homo, Species: cetaceous.

The landwhale attempted to climb the stairs, but had to stop on the 5th step due to heavy breathing.

Landwhale by TheNaturalist April 19, 2015

Emergency Landing 

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

Emergency Landing by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009