white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

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The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly

Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle

by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021

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A theory used by measuring the number of days in a month. If your index finger touches your knuckle of your hands, the month has 31 days, while if you touch the skin of your fist, it has 30 (with the exception of February).

Scott: Dude, how many days are there in August?

Dave: 31.

Scott: Isn't it 30?

Dave: Use the Knuckle Theory.

by OpeN333 October 22, 2013

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Knuckle-dragger

Someone who expresses un-evolved views often and will try to force them on others.

99 out of 100 scientists in the world believe in climate change while the other is a real knuckle-dragger.

by jon doeh September 6, 2016

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Moose Knuckle

A Moose Knuckle can be defined as the big brother of the camel toe. It is a set of pussy lips that are extra long and meaty. Usually found on a skanky pussy that is blown out due to excessive use. Most likely to belong to the town whore. Moose Knuckles generally like to eat yoga pants.

Whoa ! To hell with a camel toe, that hoe is sporting a Moose Knuckle.

by hawke4me July 16, 2024

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