The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.

Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

national kiss a jackson day

its simple kiss jackson september 19

today is national kiss a jackson day

by imthebestyk March 10, 2022

Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie

A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.

I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!

by xowe March 30, 2019

National anybody but Jackson appreciation day

On April 22, we celebrate anybody but those named Jackson bc fuck you jackson

Guy 1: “Hey, today is National anybody but Jackson appreciation day”
Jackson: “Why do you hate me.”
Guy 1: “Because fuck you Jackson.”

by Shlongdong_69 April 21, 2020

drop off the jackson kids at the pool

1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.

I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!

by Pacificus May 17, 2006

nickie c smokey jo jackson

a Nerd who also steals people bagals. HE is very mean to people who begins with a letter k.

kaylea: hi nickie c smokey jo jackson
Nickie: shut up im trying to read my book

by kaylea r May 2, 2019

Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet

Something someone says when an idol does something wrong so they drag Jackson into the problem.

Wendy: Oh nah! What did you say girl? Mmnmn nu uh! *Imitates black female*
Wendy fan: But Jackson is the Wendy of Red Velvet! He did something problematic too! So of course I'll drag him into this!

by esc942 March 7, 2018