Failephant

Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.

Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"

by Evangelusher April 13, 2011

Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.

Yeah she fail caked hard...

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

Failcapade

1. An action or undertaking which runs contrary to conventional behavior or conduct ending in failure, embarrassment and laughs for all.

2. Any undertaking destined to fail from the start.

You are an idiot and I will no longer be part of your useless failcapades.

by GreenBird23 April 26, 2011

Fail Cake

It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.

It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.

Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?

Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.

by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011

fail muffin

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.

Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!

by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya May 22, 2011

Failbeing

(n.) Failbeing: One who tries to dabble into one or more crafts or professions but fails miserably.

Matt: "...so you're like a hybrid, except you suck at all things."
Courtland: "So I'm just a failbeing then?"

by Thom1337 June 13, 2011

Fail Build

Building a huge car stereo in a vehicle, that ultimatley fails. More than 28,000 watts, and not hitting over 156db. To spend alot of money, and have nothing in return.

Hey, did you see that fail build from DOA?

by stoking June 18, 2011