Edgar

Edgar Sanchez is the bald sexy dude whom enjoys going bald 24/7. He is hot and has a 6 inch penis, he is above average. He is a god at producing/making beats and he is soon to be a tik tok star. And he likes bucket hats, and he loves to say, bruh and boiii.

Person 1: “bruh I heard edgars cock is fat and juicy”

Person 3: “yes”

by Nigganoob527 April 6, 2020

Edgar

A conspiracy theorist, funny, taco lover, can twerk ( sometimes). A melanin lover, drinker, smoker, educated but kinda slow, great boyfriend material, fire shoe game, humble when he wants to be, was born in the streets. Has love for his homies, and always down for anything. Juice wrld & Bad bunny has his heart and every other artists that can get him in his feelings and get him lit. Alcohol is his confidence booster, and supposedly a great kisser. AND NOT A CUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!and btw THICC THIGHS SAVES LIVESS<3

Edgar: hey guess what I'm wearing.
Her: What?
Edgar: Boyfriend material XD

by mersadieswiththewagon April 26, 2020

Edward

Edward is someone who is loving kind and could deserve better but instead he lives a horrible life lost a bsf lives in a toxic home but can’t be saved from it.

Edward is so goofy but he’s sad deep down and hides it from everyone

by I wanna cry April 28, 2020

Edward

Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese

.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward

by Alfie unad May 10, 2020

Edgar

Edgar is the name of that one guy everyone likes. He loves his girlfriend very much but does care about many things. Other then that he’s very loving and funny :)

“Why does he not care” - girl one

“That’s edgar :(“ - girl two

by JyaelYeovnne May 17, 2020

Edward Holt

An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.

That Jew Edward Holt, TO THE CHAMBERS!

by 0m31_memes May 19, 2020

Edward

Edward is a twat.

He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet

That Edward over there. Yeah he has a really small penis.

by J0nes69 June 14, 2020