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skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.
OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.

Tastes like dick 

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.
Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"
Tastes like dick by home5lice August 4, 2007

Sniffing My Dick 

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!
Sniffing My Dick by Jelly Jensen September 30, 2008

two fist dick 

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.
two fist dick by twofistdick September 3, 2012

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) 

A biological disorder that often manifests in social circumstances due to a deficiency in size, function, or both, of the male penile organ.
Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.

Donald's dick 

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.
Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"
Donald's dick by MrSMH October 20, 2016