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dick fear

A psychological mindset affecting the large majority, if not all, men, in which they develop insecurities about the size of their penises and therefore deem it necessary to kill all other males whom they have (un)reasonable suspicion to believe have larger penises.

An idea first proposed by George Carlin, it serves as a credible explanation for most fights, conflicts, and wars perpetrated by and involving men.

"That's what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That's what all that adolescent macho-male posturing strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about: it's called 'dick fear'. Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate, and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves, and since war is the ultimate competition, basically men are killing each other to improve their self-esteem."
"Ever since James joined the football team, he's hated Michael; just yesterday, he fought him in the cafeteria. I can only guess why: dick fear."
by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014
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dick on fire

The action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.
-Dude, we're getting bored tonight.
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!
by Antoinou May 25, 2010
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dick bridge

A sexual position involving two males and one female. One male penetrates the female from behind while the other man receives a blowjob from the woman. The men can either high five (similar to the Eiffel Tower) to create a suspension bridge or leave their arms down
Steve and I built a dick bridge with some slut the other day
by TheTrashman January 13, 2014
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Your dick

"your dick is bigger than the rest of your body!"
"Thanks, bro"
by I understand logic December 9, 2020
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Dick Cheney

The "Vice" President of The United States. Former CEO of Haliburton. Did $23.8 million of business with Iraq before becoming "Vice" President and proceeding to attack Iraq over nonexistant Weapons of Mass Destruction.
by NGX August 21, 2003
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Dick Slayer

A very talented woman who has the power to out run a mans sex drive. Not only will she pleasure the man but her main focus is her climax as well. This woman is well described in the book After Burn By Zane. This dick slayer is hard to find and once she's found she might scare the male away. Her sex game is beyond a ten. & she can make you cum before her lips even touch the tip of your penis.
Her sensual body and luscious lips were already too many signs of a danger. But the way she seduced him quickly gave it away quickly that he was messing with a "Dick Slayer".
by NoBetterLove <3 December 23, 2008
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dick farmer

Someone who is such a dick that they leave dicks in their wake and are therefore responsible for more than one dick
Man, Jimmy just issued a malpractice lawsuit on me. What a dick farmer.
by sadfasdfasdf August 3, 2007
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