dead tapped

NO MONEY ; Broke as shit.

Sean has no money at all. He is dead tapped

by Billion Dollar BAG March 14, 2020

Dead Stranger

Icing your hand until it’s numb and then jerking off.

He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.

by Silly Chilly Willy May 26, 2020

dead garms

A dead outfit that is an illegal offence.

Bro he’s gonna catch a case mans in dead garms.

by Goddess Angelina May 27, 2020

dead as shit

A broken or unrepairable thing.

The bird I killed is dead as shit.

by Bryce Barker August 4, 2020

dead cotsy

a weirdo, neek who thinks he’s bad but goes and tells his mum when he’s got into beef so she can call the police.

Tyrone: imma put you in a spliff and rape your mum
Toby: i’m telling my mum on you
Tyrone: sym you dead cotsy

by OFB Double Dz September 16, 2020

dead ting

when some girl is butters/ugly. can be used to a boy

“look at suzy bruv,she’s such a dead ting”

by thatgreatone October 10, 2020

The walking dead

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.

You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.

by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022