dead man's flare gun 

The lowest tier weapon in a classic Doom/Quake-style first person shooter. Named such because all it does is draw attention to the user for somebody better-equipped to pwn.

I just killed somebody with a BFG and this noob still rushed me with a dead man's flare gun.

dead man's flare gun by BottleLiving June 28, 2011

dead doggin 

To emotionally distance yourself from a relationship. Like when you know your dog is dying, you distance yourself from it so it isn't so emotionally devastating.

I have been dead doggin my soon-to-be ex-son-in-law.

dead doggin by RanChar June 30, 2011

Dead President Motorboat 

The act of placing dollar bills between a strippers breasts.

"I felt obligated to tip the stripper, so I gave her a Dead President Motorboat."

Dead President Motorboat by Wilby Daniels May 15, 2013

dead man working 

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.

I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.

dead man working by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014

dead yard 

A cemetery. A yard where the dead are buried.

A five year old asks if we go to heaven when we die then why are there dead yards?

A five year old child asks, "if we go to heaven when we die, then why are there dead yards?"

dead yard by 29lil1 March 4, 2014

Dead Sled 

(n.) A car, usually a muscle or vintage car, that has been stanced, or lowered, to the extent that the chassis is too close to the ground to see under it. These vehicles are known as dead sleds due to their tendency to break apart and die on any but the flattest, smoothest roads.

Marty thought his dead sled was pretty cool until he bottomed it out going over a speed bump.

Dead Sled by Heavy Pootis Guy March 9, 2014

Dead as a pickle 

Dead. Literally means dead as an inanimate object.

Dude you look dead as a pickle.

Dead as a pickle by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014