Definitions by Fullblownapathy

Dead as a pickle 

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

Dead as a pickle by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

Dead as a pickle 

Dead. Literally means dead as an inanimate object.

Dude you look dead as a pickle.

Dead as a pickle by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014