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Desk Harvest
The act of harvesting all the useful items off of a person's desk when they are fired or quit (etc.).
"Ok now that Bob's gone it's Desk Harvest time, we agree that Mike gets the stapler, Ed gets the keyboard and Sal gets the chair."
Desk Harvest by AllieShandy March 13, 2009
Desert Lips
Lips that are always chapped. No matter how much water you drink or how much chapstick you put on if you have desert lips your lips will always be chapped, cracked, and nasty.
Desert Lips by coolbird May 31, 2009
Destroyerd
Worse then destroy. Anything that is destroyerd cannot be salvaged whatsoever. This word is also equal to 'is completely destroyed'. The opposite of destroyerd is Saverd. The word originated when a young video game designer typoed destroy on the Game Over screen.
Game Over the world is Destroyerd.
"Oh, it's destroyerd? what does it say when you win? The world is Saverd?"
"Oh, it's destroyerd? what does it say when you win? The world is Saverd?"
Destroyerd by TenTenz July 25, 2009
Destrachanisation
The process of removing players signed by Gordon Strachan or players struck with afflictions that arose from prolonged exposure to Strachan.
Returning a good player to his former glory once quarantine period is over.
Methodology: titration, desalination, fumigation, execution, driving players to the border, pushing players out of moving cars without a way to return.
Returning a good player to his former glory once quarantine period is over.
Methodology: titration, desalination, fumigation, execution, driving players to the border, pushing players out of moving cars without a way to return.
Caldwell is sold, The Destrachanisation of Celtic continues.
Massimo Donati has been officially destrachanised and has attracted interest from Bari.
Massimo Donati has been officially destrachanised and has attracted interest from Bari.
Destrachanisation by PeelmasterHuddle January 15, 2010
designer lad
a Designer lad takes on all the key characteristics of a usual lad with a few key differences. Instead of cheap tracksuit pants (usualy londsdale,nike,addidas) they are replaced with expensive designer geans eg. Dolche and gabana or g star raw. Shirts are replaced with expensive ralph lauren polo's or other polo's of similar expense and shoes are limited edition tn's. The common accesories among these "designer lads" include Dolche and "gabba" bum bag and/or dolche and "gabba" hat or equivilent brand usualy worn like a nike dri fit
the designer lad walked past and everyone went quite cause he looked way more fresh then the other usual lads
designer lad by lahhhhhhd June 29, 2010
Designated Hook up
(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?
Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.
Designated Hook up by Viva La Fro July 6, 2010