crump

an expression of exasperation or excitement.

What the crump? or thats crumpin awesome. and as mrs. lowery put it, its crumpin' hot in here.

by Master P July 31, 2003

crummed sausage

Where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand.

oh Ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage

by Shanelle January 29, 2006

crumbumb

damn you, and your angry beaver

crumbumb is gonna get banned.

by tal August 26, 2004

Crumpit

A word for and to be used by white(pronounced Hwite) people.
Our version of fo shizzel. It evolved from our ancestors common noontime snack of tea and crumpets

"Crump out"!.
"I'm crumpin".

"did you see john sing karaoke"? "he really crumped out"!

Crumpits!!! "A hole in one"!

by -Mr. NIck M- September 6, 2007

Crumpet

The act of a man stuffing his junk into the mouth of another person and then proceeding to poop on that persons face.

Man, that chick last night was crazy! She wanted to get a crumpet!" "Man thats sick.

by thecrumpetdeveloper November 18, 2010

bread crumbs

Small, dried up pieces of poop left behind on toilet seats, underwear, carpets, etc.

Bro, i did your laundry the other day and found bread crumbs in your underwear. Clean it up dude.

by OpieTaylor September 16, 2011

Tea and Crumpets

1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.

2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.

Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016