claptop 

a laptop that's used for watching so much porn that the computer picks up as many stds as the owner.

dude 1: is that a pube on this keyboard?
dude 2: hey man, you'd want to wash your hands after using that claptop - it's mattie's and riddled with all sorts of crap. johnny got genital warts on his fingers after checking his facebook on it last week.

claptop by the_sea July 7, 2010

Pelosi Clapback 

Pelosi Clapback

Applause given to appease someone who does not deserve it, but whose ego desperately needs it. A “Pelosi clapback” can be clearly seen the night of the 2/5/19 POTUS State of the Union address in response to the POTUS suggesting bipartisan cooperation and not realizing the irony. A Pelosi Clapback can be rather sarcastic and very humorous.

Did you see her serve him that Pelosi clapback?? He deserved it bigly.

Pelosi Clapback by HotBananas February 6, 2019

Cheeks clapped 

Anal. Some good, acoustic anal.

“Girl, I’m just trying to get my cheeks clapped by some bbc tonight

Cheeks clapped by McLovin September 16, 2018

Clappydoo

Clappydoo.....A term used to describe a ladies vagina. Other common examples include rat, vag, minge, cunt, hole, manhole, pussy, wizards sleeve etc etc. Yes we have many words for them but no, we should never tire of them!

1. Is a term often used north of the border when speaking in a ladies company to disguise the conversation.

2. Is used to be very upfront to the lesser educated lass.

3. A female friendly pet name for her furry friend to be used in relationships. To avoid such words as Cunt, Fanny & Rat, some of these may spoil a romantic moment.

1."How did it go last night mate?" "Aye went well mate" "Clappydoo any good?" "Aye mate best iv tasted/had in a while" "Aye you cant beat a good bit of Clappydoo"

2. "Jordan-Shows yer Clappydoo ya wee slut"
or
" Get yer Clappydoo out for the lads"

3. "I love giving your Clappydoo a right good seeing to"
or
"Out of all the Clappydoo's iv tasted-and believe me there's been alot- yours is still by far the best one yet-mum"
or
"Fancy a bit of Clappydoo after Dinner, dad?"
or
"Oh thats it baby, lick my Clappydoo...your the best brother a sister could ever ask for"

Clappydoo by Scoobydont July 15, 2009

Clapped 

Getting high; getting fucked up

Damn me and my nigga Michael got clappped last night. He got sooo fucked up. We getting fucked up tonight. stupid booty to get clapped is to get fucked up

Clapped by daboss_0 November 2, 2017

Clapped 

Terminology used to describe someone as undesirable, ugly, ruined, destroyed, after a sexual encounter.

Cedric: Scott said he clapped my girl behind my back and called me a cuck... Well he can fucking have her then.

Haley: ugh I got clapped after I left the bar last night.

Clapped by Sliick1 June 18, 2019

Clappers 

large breasts.big enough that when she is being taken from behind her breasts make a clapping sound when they slap together

check the clappers on that.

can she clap

Clappers by craggaman December 29, 2007