Essex breakfast 

the morning after pill

an Essex breakfast

Essex breakfast by jmp28 February 22, 2022

Hot Breakfast 

A sex act where the woman performs oral sex on her male partner. Once the male ejacualtes into her mouth, she swallows the ejaculate. She then regurgitates the cum back up into her male partner's mouth.

Your mom made me a hot breakfast this morning

Hot Breakfast by Drimbles March 2, 2022

Irish breakfast

Its when you dunp on are face and fart In her mouth and say happy st Patrick days !!

Hey I did Irish breakfast on your mom ! Good thing I

Irish breakfast by Yoonker March 5, 2022

German Breakfast 

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

German Breakfast by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022

Potato Breakfast 

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.

Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?

Potato Breakfast by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022

9pm breakfast burger gang 

The 9pm breakfast burger gang is a gang that started in a discord server over a discussion about wether 9pm is breakfast time if you eat your first meal then or not. It is a dangerous cult and religion, beware.

Friend: “Yo have you heard of the 9pm breakfast burger gang?”
You: “No what who is that?”
Friend: “They eat burgers at 9pm for breakfast by not eating anything before that, truly dangerous.”
You: “But isn’t breakfast before 12am?”
Friend: “Breakfast is only your first meal of the day.”

9pm breakfast burger gang by Le Shrimpu August 6, 2022

southern breakfast bowl 

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.

This morning she made me a southern breakfast bowl

southern breakfast bowl by DoItInTheSouth August 22, 2022