Todd

Somebody’s who loves an old cock block! Too insecure about there own non-existent sex life so interrupt overs! Also loves a porky bum wank.

Charlie: I got todded last night
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡

by Hannah todd January 10, 2020

today

broken english

I don't understand you today.

by Krkič January 22, 2020

Todd’s Law

The longer a youtube comment is posted from original video post date, the crazier that comment is.

“You sort those comments by ‘New’, man?”
*shrug*”Todd’s Law, Bruh”

by USFAL March 7, 2020

Todd

Todd’s origin is unclear thus far. Some theorise he was birthed by the Big Bang and some believe he has cropped up in the form of some well known Pagan Gods. Rumours tell he currently resides in Australia with a family. He has incredible power in every respect with a gargantuan sized muscular body to represent this. He embodies physical strength and demonstrates this with his crime fighting hobby. Usually overlooked as a result of him being physical specimen, he is incredibly artistic and intelligent. Todd is suave, humble, powerful and beautiful all around.

“I just saw Todd... *visible salute*”

by LordAyr April 3, 2020

Todd

A self-centered prick and troll who thinks it's okay to fat shame 12 year olds on social media.

He is typically 6'1 and weighs 220 Ibs.

Todd: I have a girlfriend and I'm legally old enough to own a business, you kids don't understand that lizzo is a fatty

Hannah: Shut the f*ck up you hate spreading tool, no one cares about your gf

by Anonym000se Guy April 28, 2020

Toddify

The process of making something better. To enhance a process or an idea to make it improved from the original

Let’s take your plan and Toddify it.
Did you Toddify the paint job in that room? It looks much nicer.
That was good, but when you Toddified it, it was so much better!

by Todd Knight June 27, 2020

Todd

The male version of a Karen

Younger male version are known as Brad

This Todd tried to return a single screw at Home Depot.

by rightestsaidfred July 8, 2020